She's delightful

My niece had that mess SEA Exam today so we been hanging out much. Also she's a nerd, like me. After SEA I pick her up, and what does she want to do? Go to Ishmael Khan in Long Circular Mall to "get that Twilight book that just released' bloody vampire books.

Best Naomi quotes of the last 24 hours

Scene: we're chewing gum on her verandah, blowing bubbles, me on BB, she on her dad's iPhone
Nums: Can you buy me an iPhone.
Me: neh, I'm broke
...when you get old you'll need grown up pampers?
: LOL Da heck? what? and why would you say such a thing?!
: Saw it on tele, old people wear them. if you're broke you cant buy any... so...
: sooo.... that's a very long time off eh so meh!
: uh huh...sure. you'll have no pampers.

Scene: Discussing why I keep checking on my car, I told her she lives int he hood, and the car can get stolen, but my life's in the laptop inside. She said I could just buy another...
Me: I gotta get an External, it's like a computer storage unit, in case the lappy gets stole
Nums: how much is that?
: Probably a grand
: So much?! Give me like 500, I Know people... *shouts: Daddy!

Scene: school pick up
Nums: I was going get my friend Zahra to come say hi, when you came to pick me up but they were taking long. you'd like her, she's crazy just like you.
Me: -_-
Nums: No, like fun crazy. you know, like you!

Scene: Pick up from her pizza lime
Nums: I ordered a Cotton Candy flavour smoothie, and like 5 minutes in forever time later the girl says they have no Cotton Candy, choose something else. Why couldn't she just say that before? This flavor sucks.

I could go to sleep and die

and today would still not be satisfied. bloody heck, I felt like a regular 8-4 member of the rat race. And this doggone BB is gonna be a friend breaker... I can tell.

but rather than whine... there are highlights, from the gross pregnant lady that 'accidentally' bumped into me and totally cancelled any possibility of eating for a couple hours. then tthe girl with the dreadful long toe nails with the awful saggy bag sandals; she was so nice. Eventually had some bess curry at the Tiki Masala place in Long Circular mall where the counter girl found it funny that I still didn't know what anything was. Sat hoping for some minutes of solitude when up walks a stranger, "I know I iz a man and I am supposed to like this but. your top button is open. I seeing yuh business."

Came this close to asking a gunta (white tee, three quarters) to umbrella me to my car... the humanity.

Quicky stint on the Aveune for some vodka to chase the blues with Kev, turned into random Pricesmart run for prints. I don't have a pricesmart cart, think that's an important bit of intel.

and my brother's stapler that's been idling in the car for months, ah I've finally found a use for it... sweet.

Oh, the first Rituals magazine is off to print. moonwalk