Ticket for using the PBR. Ticket for driving without your seat belt.
Awkward birthday greetings at the office.
Too much greetings on your wall, feelings tend to get hurt at the ignored offhand shouts of happy birthday in CAPS.
Phone calls from your psycho ex. phone calls from your psychotic mother dearest, after a healthy 19 years.
Herpes, not good on any day.
TSTT mobile bill. The cable bill.
Call from amazon, your order has been canceled.
$500 from your bf, 200 stolen, 300 for 'breakfast'
cause he couldn't make it.
list is short, but the day's only just getting started...
...happy birthday me.
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