Q: what do you do when you show up at your Friend's place at 3AM and he's passed out on the living room floor, shirt securely in tack on the upper half but no pants, shorts, boxers or briefs on the bottom half? What, when after you've satisfied yourself he's physically unharmed and breathing is as irregular as usual, you attempt to rouse and encounter without doubt THE most bizarre 10 minute spectacle of your 14 month acquaintance, including drifting, one foot hopping, a series of gnarled orders, blank squints, stares and vigorous snoring tangled with whimpers?
A: Commit to coming over more often. Dude just might be more interesting than we thought.
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