the car accident

this is how it went down. precisely. swear.

heading east on Tragarete Road. pull over to Republic's ATM block after Cipriani Blvd - pissed because RBTT's is ages away and in the high traffic area but not too much because their receipt still confuses the daylight out of me.

Successful trip at the ATM, jumps in car - left idling with confidence in my crime ridden country; that i WOULD be ok. looks up and down - pauses at the mentally challenged individual waiting to cross one car down. pulls SLOWLY off curb, back into Westbound traffic and WHAM!

more and pics later...

Gnarls Barkley - Going On

so this is one of the few songs that make me aspire to be a back up singer! hey I can dream! and it's nice and short, 3 mins is far more than enough work out for one go. Imagine me doing the kangaroo-hop-pop with 'Bette Davis Eyes' and The Fish. Bloody, I should do it. matta fact I will do it! might. maybe. not.

Sing with me
"anyone that needs what they want
and doesn't want what they need
I want nothing to do with. doooo withhhhh!
andddd to do what I want
and to do as I please
is what's on my to-do list. dooooo lisssssst.
and I'll see you when you get back but I'm going onnnnnnnn

penny for your vote?

oooow we! they've gone and called a snap elections. Whatever. It's not that I'm not interested in politics because I'm looking for someone to cut me an easy break. It's because there is no one, in the vast options of 2, that I can support with any logic. In one corner we've got he egotistical fascist tyrant bellowing for an authoritarian state, the fact that we're so multi-racial and multi-religious might be the mint that saves us from total totalitarianism.

I am however, totally down for some riots. Street protest, car rocking building burning, I'M IN!

Today I dealth with government people

You can't trick them. Reaching for 7 doesn't matter because they're getting there for 8.20. Went to renew my permit. Epic. Cashier was late, there was a spranger on the staircase, bargaining your time for your money. If he had you there for over 40 seconds you were a goner, would give him a buck just to be rid of him.

Love old people. If you're over 65 you don't pay, so there. And still they grumble about the wait, like they have somewhere to go... backgammon on the promenade, the tables are literally stuck to the foundation: going nowhere... and why are they driving? Bless their heart.
But I'll tell you how i knew this day was gonna be off. The landlord had the grass cut and completely threw off my senses. It's my only marking, reverse until the pant with the yellow stripes lean and touches the pot of the pickery one. Now no plant, no shrub. had to inch my way back. jerking every second.

Went to do my eyebrows later and whaddya know, no change in ma purse. First off I ha vent spent a dime in over 4 days, last time i went in my purse was... don't recall. Gas money is in the door compartment, nuts and 'water on the highway' funds lay in the sunvisor. So i offered to do the chicken for my barber. he says yes. i do it. he says he no; thought it was reinvented into something sexier by now. so I'm still owing the barber, who wants to live with that hanging over their head?

Easter for Nerds

While you partied and the Christians prayed – I watched Tele. To be precise, watched the tube, then movies downloaded on the Mac, then Pirates on the HP- ‘cause the Mac can’t read them, some super power Mac.

Watched Season 4 of the Office and if you don’t dig Office.... uh more power to you and your well cultivated sense of humor, mine's still in shambles. But the gang is funny, don’t bother comparing with the UK version, well you very well can, don’t bother me one bit - but US version is phun-knee! Dwight – one of a kind, STANLEY! Kevin lol, sigh.

Caught a bit of Bang Bang theory, Sheldon can probably rap pretty well, the length of his tirades are imPRESSive. NCIS marathon, whoohoo! Finally saw Inglorious Bastards, WHOOOHOOO! And Shutter Island, bleh. And The Blind Side, eye roll. And Bounty Hunter, I don’t know why. And Mr. Fox, phun-knee.

I also:
Washed the front and half the rear glass of the ride – that’s all the one bucket WASA approved could do.
Made chicken casserole, or something like it, maybe upload some pics one day...
Read a book - Shanghai Baby, nice spasms of literary ingenuity.

My friends went out. I saved my entire 1200 weekend's pittrance allowance (300 a day according to his calculations. psh). You'd think I'd go get a real job so i could test this 'Ms Independent' thingy huh... psh